Alright, I kind of gave up and cheated.

I did find my way to a nearby town though, all by myself! But once I got there and tooled around a bit, I got kind of frustrated with the whole thing and decided to un-hide my location (figuring that, even if we can’t speak the same language, someone was bound to take pity on me and at least figure out how to tell me where I am.)

Turns out I was in Brazil, and had found my way to Sao Paulo!

I feel kind of proud for finding my way there, even if I didn’t play the game properly. Maybe I’ll try again and stick to the rules this time.